Have had bizarre jobs, boring ones, and was a Canadian in America for a couple of years while having them.
Learned many many things, including: don't throw mashed potatoes in Nevada, never sleep in a harvested cornfield, and if someone steals your shoes right off your feet while you sleep, they're desperate enough to do anything, so back the fuck off.
Am now back in Canada, working for an answering service: call a plumber at 3AM, and I just might be the chirpy voice with whom you must deal.
